Friday, May 18, 2012

things i want to do this summer

1. pick strawberries
2. jazz in the garden
3. screen on the green
4. tubing on the potomac
5. nats games
6. dc united games
7. canoeing on the potomac
8. go camping

Monday, May 14, 2012

9,673 days

i just googled "how many days have i been alive?" and it turns out that today, may 14, 2012, is my 9,673rd day alive.  the website then helpfully told me that:
 
Your 1,000th day was August 15, 1988!
Your 5,000th day was July 29, 1999!
Your 10,000th day will be April 6, 2013!
Your 15,000th day will be December 14, 2026!
Your 20,000th day will be August 22, 2040!
Your 25,000th day will be May 1, 2054!
Your 30,000th day will be January 8, 2068!
Your 35,000th day will be September 16, 2081!
...and after that we're getting pretty damned optimistic.

so, come April 6, 2013, i'm going to have a 10,000th day celebration! and if i remember, i'll celebrate all the other ones, too!

and you know what, website? i don't appreciate your last statement. in my head, i retorted, "YOUR FACE IS PRETTY OPTIMISTIC!!!" take that, website. take that!

Friday, May 11, 2012